What Does Math Consist of Funny Math Poems
Best Math Poems
Below are the all-time best Math poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of math poems written by PoetrySoup members
Math
Why do we need math? Because it puts us on a narrow path. Even though it sometimes makes you swell up in wrath. To most, Math just causes you...Read More
Categories: math, school,
Form: Rhyme
To My High School Math Teacher
Thank you, Mr. Rogers (yes, his real name!) for rescuing me from teenage purgatory. Perplexed teenager, lacking social lumen ...Read More
Categories: math, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Italian Sonnet
Do the Math
Fifty stars and thirteen stripes Wavy patriotic mathematician do the math ... Subtraction or addition, what will the numbers be, 37 or 63? Slavery took away my parents' human rights, and their children's...Read More
Categories: america, history, math, truth,
Form: Narrative
Simple Math
One plus one, square rooted in love, equals Won!...Read More
Categories: june, love, math, men,
Form: Verse
Simple Math
Simple Math By David J Walker 100 seems to be the magic number Numbers less than 100 are the lesser…More than 100 are the better 100 on a test...Read More
Categories: math,
Form: Free verse
Mathematics
Mental stretching, the required sacrifice Addition, subtraction, multiplication and division To all exercises, these four are the basics Hell on paper but sweet in its understanding Equations and formula,...Read More
Categories: education, life, math,
Form: Acrostic
Probabilities
Probabilities fallen fruit exists earthen harvest and ground meet jars in the pantry Robert J. Lindley ,07-24-2014...Read More
Categories: creation, earth, life, math,
Form: Haiku
Galileo Galilei
Galileo Galilei Often went out of his way To explain helio-philosophy In return he was accused of heresy. - - - - - - - - -...Read More
Categories: math, philosophy,
Form: Clerihew
Too Square For Two
you ... are the paramour of right angles the square of a square - complete, quite aware how two must adore you for all it sees is itself,...Read More
Categories: appreciation, math,
Form: Free verse
Met-a-Four
"Met-a-Four" I "met a four" when I was three and oh the things it did to me and fingers counting one-two- three. When the four brought in a five all my counting fingers came alive. Reaching...Read More
Categories: children, math, nonsense,
Form: Light Verse
Just doesn't add up
Pythagoras once fell off a ladder And landed on a venomous adder This adder couldn't add Calculus made it sad Algebra and theorems made it madder....Read More
Categories: funny, math, nonsense,
Form: Limerick
Make It Count
line count and word number are equal in this selection.... "Make It Count" by: Eric L. Boddie A Man may Come to play But if you say Oh no baby, not...Read More
Categories: math, art, education, encouraging, life,
Form: Monorhyme
Fear Of Numbers
Fear of Numbers Fear of numbers is real They carry adding machines on their backs And loaded numbered...Read More
Categories: math, conflict, education, image, judgement,
Form: Didactic
Mathematicians
Mathematicians Use a complicate language Hard to understand. Things are quite simple When are thought in simple words. No mathematics? ...Read More
Categories: math,
Form: Haiku
The Invention of Zero
Zero. By which nothing is divided. No zero no negative no opposite no hope no Adam, no apple, no marriage, no morning. No mirror no knowledge no God, no soul, no ear lobe, no...Read More
Categories: math, father, future, home, hope,
Form: Verse
BiPartisan Dissonance
When oppositional cognitive dissonance deflects focus, it tends to go back to when I deflected focus from her. She sends me passive-aggressive messages, bread crumbs leading back in...Read More
Categories: conflict, math, parents, political,
Form: Narrative
Half Mast
Can one count the pieces of a broken heart? Can a flag half staff proudly wave? Will kites still rise in staccato weather, or partial freedom be...Read More
Categories: conflict, emotions, hope, math,
Form: Rhyme
Coffee cup calculations - poet's cut
Based on BBC news article "Maths zeroes in on perfect cup of coffee" http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-37989169 Two billion cups a day we drink To stay awake so we can think Tireless...Read More
Categories: math, drink, funny, humor, humorous,
Form: Verse
Nevermind Number Nine
Rounded up Forgotten pup No hourglass shape Like sister eight Denied the pluck Of seven's luck No flashy tricks For clever six Lacking the vibe Of cool kid five Awkward score No balanced four Craves symmetry Family of...Read More
Categories: allegory, humor, math,
Form: Rhyme
She loves and needs seven
I know her routine, she told me today, I know what lives in her soul, I know her small quirk, that she thinks of the most,...Read More
Categories: math, mental illness,
Form: Quatrain
Quintessential Placeholders
Yin/Yang Ch'ang as "Constant" natural law of growth and decay yanging and yinning, logically necessary alternation of opposites universally permacultural law: exterior nature as inner conscience communicant Interior Landscape of eco-Ch'ang...Read More
Categories: culture, language, math, nature,
Form: Free verse
Einstein's Bent Lines
Though we hail Albert E.'s creativity For his grand tour de force, relativity, It remains a tough climb To imagine space-time With its...Read More
Categories: funny, humorous, math, science,
Form: Limerick
Mathematics - Pleiades
Multitude of numbers, Multiply, add, divide, Minus, percentage, graphs, Metres, centimetres, ...Read More
Categories: magic, math,
Form: Pleiades
Among the Single-digit Numbers
Unlike the number one which stands as one straight line, the number I am thinking of supports three other lines on top of it, and these three...Read More
Categories: math,
Form: Free verse
God's Audible
The mistake made in word association is thinking that an associative word should fit normal patterns. Normalcy isn't always consistent with creativity, therefore, the design may...Read More
Categories: god, heaven, math, religion,
Form: Prose
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